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After the screams died down and the smoke dissipated, the passenger cabin of Northwest Flight 253 on Christmas Day was eerily quiet. An Indian woman stared out the window at the fast-approaching subdivisions and freeways surrounding Detroit Metro Airport. A businessman frantically texted on his BlackBerry.

It's going to be OK. It's going to be OK   -Laura Vincent

 

The Tanning Butler. Affectionately known as the "world's greatest job," tanning butler duties include strolling around the luxury hotel pool and rubbing attractive people (and presumably unattractive people, but let's not think about that) with complimentary Hampton Sun products from 12pm to 4pm. The tanning butlers wear signature "Tanning Butler" t-shirts -- so don't believe that guy in a Speedo who's pretending to be a hotel employee -- and are armed with various SPFs, Evian spritzers and sunglasses  

The Pitt-Jolie's are in Venice while mama is shooting "The Tourist," a thriller co-staring Johnny Depp. Owned and restored by the owners of Venice's Bauer Hotel , the palazzo could give the Pitt-Jolie's more space and privacy than a comparable luxury hotel -although the paparazzi have tracked their every step, from Angelina's daily trips to the set to Brad's photo excursions and the family's amble out for gelato. So if they're not getting privacy, what are they getting at the palazzo? Instead of pay  

"It makes total sense that Simon is focusing on the wedding singer. Music is more important to Simon than the venue, the lighting or the flowers. Knowing Simon, I think it might be even be more important than the bride," joked a friend of the 'American Idol' meanie. "Elton would be the perfect choice. Unlike others, he is brilliant live. Plus, Simon's dear mum and older relations know all his songs." There's one person who probably won't be getting an invite -- the talented 'Idol' winner Taylor Hicks,  

According to an IBM-University of Michigan study [ link to PDF ], when transcribing, those using a traditional hardware QWERTY keyboard type at an average rate of 33 words per minute. This means that YouTube user " konceptzoflife " is 152 percent faster than the average typist. The only thing is, he can do it on his iPhone .  

Bugatti seems intent on keeping us on the ropes regarding the production prospects for the 16C Galibier. The concept was unveiled to a very select audience last September during the Frankfurt Motor Show , but didn't debut on the marque's show stand. Bugatti pulled a similar shtick in Geneva , but we were luck enough to get a closer look at an exclusive viewing in Beverly Hills.  

At last! Rielle Hunter, mistress and love-child mama to twice-failed Democratic White House wannabe John Edwards, bares her soul --her trim midriff and silky thighs--to GQ. The woman whose calling card to an Edwards campaign aide proclaimed "Rielle Hunter. Being is Free," says she's never been a "gold-digger" or a "stalker" in the relationship where Edwards "held all the power," and though she slept with him in a New York hotel room the night they met, she denied they had sex in the bed he shared with h

My God, I have such compassion for her   -Rielle Hunter

 

First it was the PETA freaks trying to strip the fabulous fur off his Olympic fashion . Now it appears that the world's gayest touring company — Stars on Ice — has deemed Johnny Weir (are you ready for this?) too gay to skate. I know.  

Saturday the PSAL Class A and Class B champions will be decided. In our final top 10, Boys & Girls finished at No. 1, with Cardozo second, Wigns Academy third and Transit Tech fourth. 1. A memorable season only gets better for the Kangaroos.  

"I could have cashed out big. But that's not what I'm about. I love Johnny and I love my daughter more than anything in the world, and I don't want to ever do anything to hurt them or hurt their relationship." Like, say, posing on a bed sans pants and revealing the intimate details of your relationship in a national magazine?